Absurdity is FUN!

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   memorykill:

   “6 Years Kulong sa Magmumura sa Twitter! (Pati na Makikipag-away sa Facebook)”

   Ito ang headline ngayong araw ng tabloid na Bulgar. Isang congressman ang naghain ng House Bill na ito sa mababang kapulungan. Ayon sa ulat, mahaharap sa anim na taong pagkabilanggo at multang hindi bababa sa P6,000 ang sinumang mapapatunayang magmura, naglagay ng mga paninira at masamang komento sa mga social networking site at internet blog tulad ng Facebook at Twitter.

   Ano ang masasabi n’yo sa panukalang ito? Ako, ang masasabi ko lang ay: Putaragis! Ba’t hindi na pwedeng magmura? Paano ko mai-eexpress ang sarili ko kapag may mabigat akong problema? Tangina naman oh! Fucking bullshit! Sige, bahala sila sa buhay nila. Maging matagumpay sana ang pagpapatupad nila ng batas na ito kahit sa tingin ko eh mukhang imposibleng mapigilan ang pagmumura.

   PUTANGINA BUTI NA LANG HINDI KASAMA TUMBLR. MGA TITI.

   OMG! I dunno if Imma frown or laugh at this one! Seriously dude??! :P

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      Any word on this? Who’s got info about who suggested this in the senate, or who wrote this? I mean come on.. really? Is...

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       THIS IS JUST PLAIN STUPID. What the hell happened to freedom of expression? Kasalanan yan ng mga artista, dinamay kaming...

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       Ah, eto pala yun.

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       HALAAAAAAA! Buti na lang hindi pa naman ako nag-a-outburst of emotions. HAHAHA!

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       Putangina with feelings.

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